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Remember, space monkeys: be prepared and stay healthy!
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Stellar Sabotage: Prescription-Grade Med Tins from Beyond the Stars
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- Word on the street: The meds were originally designed to help interstellar bacteria.
- Just remember: If you decide to try these goodies, do so at your own hazard.